// vintage calc · privacy

The shortest privacy policy
you'll ever read.

Effective 6 May 2026

Vintage Calc collects no data. Not an email, not a name, not a single tap.

The app does not connect to the internet. It does not run analytics. It does not embed third-party SDKs. It does not phone home, ever.


// what we collect

Nothing.

No personal information. No identifiers. No usage logs. No crash reports. No advertising IDs. Your calculations stay on your device and disappear when the app closes.

// what we share

Nothing.

We have nothing to share — see above. We do not sell, rent, lease, license, or otherwise disclose any data because there is no data to disclose.

// permissions

Vintage Calc requests no permissions. It does not access the camera, microphone, location, contacts, photos, or any other sensitive resource.

// children

Vintage Calc is rated 4+ on the App Store and is suitable for all ages. Because the app collects no data of any kind, there is no special handling required for users under 13.

// changes

If this policy ever changes — for example, if a future version of the app adds an iCloud sync feature — we'll update this page and bump the effective date. The current effective date is at the top.

// contact

Questions, concerns, or just want to say hi? hello@jfds.tech

// in plain english

Vintage Calc is a calculator. It does math on your phone. It doesn't talk to any servers, it doesn't track you, and we don't know who you are or that you exist. That's on purpose.